I used Google to find a PDF of the movie “Love, Actually.” I fed the URL to ChatGPT and told it to create a poster. It said it can’t access documents on the Internet—even though it had done so a few minutes earlier. I uploaded the PDF and tried again. It gave me a text description of the poster. I told it to create the poster and it did.

Lazy robot!

I used Google to find a PDF of the screenplay of “Die Hard.” I fed the URL to ChatGPT, with the prompt, “Here’s the screenplay for a movie titled ‘Die Hard.’ Create a poster for this movie.”

I asked ChatGPT to create a poster to promote the TV show “M*A*S*H.”

City leaders in Escondido reject “Housing First” policies for homelessness because they say homeless people need addiction and mental health treatments first.

“Homelessness is a complex problem that requires complex solutions,” San Diego County Supervisor Jim Desmond said.

I’m skeptical. Are most homeless people mentally ill? Or is the problem caused by housing being too expensive and scarce?

And even if many mentally ill people are addicted and/or mentally ill, to what extent is homelessness driving that problem? Living on the streets could drive anybody nuts, and make them turn to alcohol and drugs to get through their lives. And it seems ridiculous to ask someone to get sober and sane while they’re living on the streets.

Inside me are two wolves.

One wants only the finest coffee, ground just before brewing from the finest beans roasted delicately within the past two weeks from a local microroaster.

The other wolf will drink anything that’s brown and hot and has caffeine.