IBM Names New CEO: Arvind Krishna, Red Hat Deal Mastermind, Replaces Rometty [Me/Light Reading]
Minnie Mouse throws down. The cartoon shoes complete the scene.
Somebody come look at this 😂😂
— joni (@Xx_JoniBravo_xX) January 29, 2020
1) can you imagine being a kid and seeing Minnie fighting somebody?!
2) The way Pluto walked off carrying the heads 😭 he look like it happens on a regular and he sick of it pic.twitter.com/J4UxeKzbxI
#Avasarala's hand terminal with the predictive text: "f*ck | f*cker | f*cked | f*cking" has me screaming! It's like looking at my own iPhone honestly 😆🚀 #screamingfirehawks #chrisjenavasarala #TheExpanse #shohrehaghdashloo pic.twitter.com/TnBUafhsaG
— OrionLodubyal (@orionlodubyal) January 28, 2020
I bought a 16-ounce bottle of Dr. Brommer’s liquid soap a couple of weeks ago. It is concentrated. I use about four drops to wash my hands a half-dozen times a day, and to wash my face once a day. At this rate, I expect to leave the soap to our grand-nieces and nephews, and their children after them.
Surprisingly, China actually benefits from the perception that its vendors are government stooges. [Ray Le Maistre/Light Reading]
It saddens me that it’s too late in my life for me to get a cool nickname, like “Ace.”
Boston-area natives Chris Evans, John Krasinski, Rachel Dratch and David “Big Papi” Ortiz in a wicked good commercial for Smart Park for the Hyundai Sonata.
PR pitch of the day: “Parents find sex education conversations easier than technology conversations.”
Because unlike USB connectors, with sex it’s easy to figure out which direction it should be facing when you stick it in.
Panasonic ad, 1970 via
